I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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