If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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