maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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