Dual....:-)
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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