love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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