just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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