Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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