But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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