A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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