Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Your dad touched me again.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
smell my finger.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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