We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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