love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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