you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
it glows. i had to have it.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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