these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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