office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"