she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me