Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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