You really coming over, don't trick.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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