He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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