Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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