the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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