Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
worst night to have a conscience
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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