I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
