I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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