he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I will pee on everything he values.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Randomize
