Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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