Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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