Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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