whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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