So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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