Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just want to make out with him forever
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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