you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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