I wanna passion pit in your ass
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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