Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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