Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
