My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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