can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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