I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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