His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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