Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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