guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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