i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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