Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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