party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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