You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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