Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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