I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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