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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  we have officially mastered the walk of shame

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights

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• (631): View more from New York

  A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low

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