we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low