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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  my lips still taste like vagina

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  so you liked breakfast?

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  ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?

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• (315): View more from New York

  as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy

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• (510): View more from California

  Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.

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  Twice?!

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• (361): View more from Texas

  He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.

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