I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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