I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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