I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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