she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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