Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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