CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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