I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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