people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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