we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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