We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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